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April 23, 2007
It's Rabbid Time
Like Hammer Time, only a lot more ominous sounding.
Good morning, Chicklets! It's been a while, so sorry, all my fault. I have a thousand excuses, none of them good. I forgot to blog once. Then we had technical issues. I had kids home for Spring Break. Then a snow day when they were supposed to go back. The dog ate my blog. No, I don't have a dog, I'm just running with a theme.
But that's all just incidental stuff I'm pointing to because I don't want to share the real reason why I haven't been around. Which is that mostly, I've just been playing Rayman Raving Rabbids on the Wii.
Now, you might ask yourself... why is a grown women with two kids, two jobs and one husband wasting her time playing a silly game about weird rabbits who kill you with toilet plungers? Well, the answer really comes back to the "one husband" part.
Fish is something of a kid at heart. He grew up on computer games and loves them. Which is cool. Well, not cool in the sense that Fonzie was cool and I just totally dated myself yargh but cool in the sense that, "It's okay. I live with it, the way he lives with my constant obsessions with imaginary people." Anyway, when I leave for a booksigning or conference or whatever, he buys these games to play with the girls so they can all have fun together, which is a nice Daddy thing to do. But the thing is, the girls lose their interest in these things pretty quickly. After that one weekend, Fish is the only one left playing, and he can't have that.
For the first six weeks after he bought it, at least once a day, Fish asked me if I had played the Rayman Raving Rabbids game. To which, my answer was typically something along these lines:
"Have I played the bunny game? Well, let's see. I have two kids, two jobs, one blog, one podcast, a book on deadline, two more in proposal stage, a house which has seen neither broom nor mop in a frightening period of time, and my brain is about to explode. So... have I played the bunny game? My answer is, no."
Sorry. I'm kind of a bitch when I'm on deadline.
Anyway, I finally handed in that book, got the house mildly organized, and had a few spare moments to myself one day. So, I thought, "What the hell?"
Let me tell you something. The game is gross. Crazy, gap-toothed rabbits scream at you and kill you with plungers. In one challenge, you have to keep four stall doors shut whilst they poop. I'm not kidding. In another, you have to pull worms from their rotting teeth. Yes. Seriously. But there's one challenge in which you have to disco dance to the beat and knock the rabbits off the platform in time with the music and when you do it well enough, you get little rabbits dancing behind you on a Saturday-Night-Fever-glowing-squares dance floor.

I'm on level three, where the rabbids sing a high-pitched, Alvin-and-the-Chipmunks style cover of Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun."
I'm just not sure there's much more to say about that. So, make me feel better, Chicklets - what's your craziest obsession?
Posted by Lani at 8:58 AM | Comments (12)
Comments
Spider Solitaire. I can only do the two suit kind, but I still find myself completely obsessed. Oh . . . and a little bit with the sudoku thing.
Posted by: The LC Eileen
at April 23, 2007 10:43 AM
I used to be a Sims girl. I actually stayed up ALL NIGHT trying to get these damn people to get a promotion so I could get them the really cool furniture for their house. Then I wanted them to mate and have kids. Boy was that a mistake. I finally had to uninstall it. I wasn't getting any sleep and my son was begging for a real meal.
Posted by: Janina at April 23, 2007 1:32 PM
Rayman's would be an obsession here as well. Along with Wii bowling, tennis, and hopefully, if my son gets it for his birthday - Wario Ware.
I can't decide if it's embarassing or liberating. Liber-ass-ing? Hmm...I might be onto something.
Posted by: Heidi at April 23, 2007 1:37 PM
Scott and I play WOW -- World of Warcraft. We are on the horde side playing Undead, which means we are EVIL and we run around and kill pretty little gnome girls and nice Scottish-accented dwarves and even people. Then we eat the people. <---really. Because we are Undead, and that;s what zombies do. Duh.
HUGE! Stress reliever.
Posted by: Joshilyn at April 23, 2007 5:20 PM
I want a Wii so bad I can taste it and now I want it even more....
Posted by: Eileen at April 23, 2007 5:21 PM
Tetris. I had to stop when I would fall asleep thinking of what shape would fit between the bookcase and the desk.
Posted by: RandomRanter at April 23, 2007 6:08 PM
Flight of the Hamsters. On Cartoon Network. My kids got me hooked on it and I have sat at the computer for hours trying to get little yellow balls so the hamster can bounce and fly over 500 feet. It's a sickness.
Posted by: Cate at April 23, 2007 9:53 PM
Hee! Those rabbits with plungers are hilarious.
I love all kinds of computer solitaire--to the point where I always have a game open (currently, it's Spider, Eileen!) and make a couple of moves whenever I'm waiting for a page to load on the computer (now that we have DSL, it never really takes that long, but it's an excuse).
What I have to be careful with, though, is FreeCell. It's evil. They NUMBER THE GAMES. Which, of course, means I have to keep track of which ones I've won. I have graph paper.
Posted by: Darla at April 24, 2007 3:25 AM
Oh Patient One and I are with Eileen LC and the spider solitaire! Oh Patient One deleted it from his computer, but he's reinstalled it :-)
Posted by: Michelle C at April 24, 2007 5:17 AM
Janina, I'm with you on the Sims! UGH What a time pit. LOL
Posted by: Amber at April 24, 2007 7:02 PM
Um, yeah, SIMS2 and all the expansion packs. We had most of the first SIMS, and then when the new one came out we had to have that too. I had to put more memory into my computer and upgrade the video card so it could handle the graphics--sad, really. I could have bought a whole new computer for what I spent on upgrades! LOL! The girls are hammering me for the new Seasons expansion pack now. And if you don't have the cheats for money, the game just isn't any fun! In fact, after I get off here I am going to load the game--got this family who's daughter is a toddler and mom just got promoted to City Council and dad just got promoted to Nurse and the Cat is now a movie stunt double--gotta go check them out! *grin* I've even thought of creating my characters from my books and seeing if I can get a good visual using the game--see, I am GOOD at rationalizing my time-wasting skills!
As for card games on the computer, I LOVE Free Cell! Spider Solitaire I can only do with one deck. I used to have a game where the cards are in a pyramid and you have to get it down to one card? Can't remember what it is called but I played the heck out of that one!!
Posted by: Sheri at April 25, 2007 7:06 PM
Minesweeper. I never knew or cared about this game until my husband started playing it one day. He told me how to play it and it became a "friendly" competition. I would beat his score and then he would beat mine (or so I thought). He decided to turn himself in when I had my beginner level to 3 seconds, intermediate to 35 seconds, and expert to about 135. He made the high scores for every level 1 second with his name. At that point I new my computer genius of a husband had been cheating the entire time.
Heidi-I would recommend Super Paper Mario for your son's birthday instead of Wario Ware. We have about ten of the Wii games and although Wario Ware is ok, Super Paper Mario is so much better.
Wii Play is junk but ok for younger children. It is one of the only games you can set a 7-year old in a chair and let him play without worrying about the WiiMote going through your television.
Tiger Woods golf is great for the guys.
Madden Football has barely been touched.
Rayman's Raving Rabbits is fun and silly.
SSX Blur is fun for anyone and is another game you can actually sit down to play.
Legend of Zelda is probably good for teen boys and husbands who love every version of Zelda.
WiiSports. What can you say? It was genius of Nintendo to package this game with the console. My husband took our console to his friends house for a bachelor party. His friend had a projection screen. There were about 12-15 guys and later, another 12 girls that showed up. I was told that the Wii was in play for the entire 8 hours or so that he was there. He said that doubles tennis is awesome.
I have heard that Nintendo is looking for another manufacturer because right now they just can't produce these consoles fast enough. Target is the place to find them in my area. Just go in on a Friday morning by 10 or 11am and you might get lucky. Don't forget to get plenty of WiiRemotes when you purchase your system though. Usually they are sold out in all of our area stores by mid-afternoon of any shipment.
Posted by: Jo at April 26, 2007 9:47 PM


